“Dear Diary”
December 13, 2009 by Dave
This is my reply to my loving wife’s blog today. You should really take a look here before reading any further…
OK, this blog would be better titled “Dirty Laundry.” WTF?!!? For the record, Kat did not call me a boob yesterday – she used some other choice words. And, the fact that I caught her complaining about me to a friend is just further proof that she is decibal-challenged. Here’s the link to my previous post that validates my theory.
To my defense, yesterday is a perfect case of “what I said” vs. “what she heard:”
- What she heard – “Oh, guess we’re gonna have to go to the grocery since there’s absolutely nothing besides water to drink in the house”
- What I said – “Guys sorry I can’t make pancakes this morning, there’s no milk in the fridge.”
- What she heard – “Well, since the laundry still hasn’t been put away, and the suitcases from our trip 2 weeks ago still haven’t been unpacked, I can’t find your underwear, boys”.
- What I said – “Boys, have Mom get your underwear. I have no idea where it is.”
- What she heard – “Great kids, we’re gonna get our Xmas tree from a hardware store this year because that’s what mommy wants”
- What I said – I did say that. I’ve got nothing…but who wants to go to Home Depot to buy a damn Christmas tree? How freaking unfestive is that?!?!
Needless to say, we both kept our hands to ourselves last night…
Bro? What kind of pancakes do you make that need milk? Isn’t it just bisquik and water?
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Love the music, the thoughts and the blog. What a great idea to have husband respond.
M
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This is proof that I saw your site. I love the music and I think the site is GREAT. Only question is when do you have the TIME?
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Again your posts have me laughing out loud. it’s the whole Mars/venus communication issues!
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