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Calling all husbands

December 17, 2009 by  

Seriously. Right now, walk into your Master Bath, and R-E-M-O-V-E the scale from your bathroom.

I’m telling you… do whatever you need to for your wife or significant other: hide the scale, remove the batteries, put it in the attic, crack it into two. Right now. If you want us to minimize the unfounded mood swings instead of exponentially increase them — get all measurement devices away.

One would think the Holiday cramming, planning, wrapping, ordering, shopping, and trying-to-wrap-up-everything-at-work for us women supposed to make us so frantic that we actually lose weight?

Without having even eaten one XMas cookie (yet), without even overindulging at Turkey Dinner, and without even (yet) drinking any more than usual (hee hemm, keep your comments to yourself)… Is this really Santa’s gift to us?

Anyone else gain (for no apparent reason) about what their full-time newborn weighed at birth these past 2 weeks?

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