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Wipe out

December 20, 2009 by  

Xmas tree shopping: Seriously?

Son #2 – is wiped out and falls asleep as we pull into get Xmas tree
Son #3 – wipes out in parking lot of Xmas tree lot, face plants onto concrete. Rips open upper lip
Son #2 – wipes out again running over (through) a tree stump, face plants into mud
Son #3 – wipes out over same tree stump, looks like a pig-in-sh*t
Son #1 – freaks out that he has to to pee, wipes out on way to spot Dad scopes out behind fence at XMas tree lot for him to take a whiz. Onlooking families shake their heads in disgust

Dad – standing in attic, drops 90 lb. box of breakable ornaments onto Kat who is standing on ladder ready to slowly lower box. Face gets bruised, leg gets ripped open, she wipes out and box goes tumbling over railing and down a flight of stairs.

Shockingly, Daughter #1 (and only, Thank God) didn’t have any major meltdowns. Again, shocking.

Gotta love it. Bah humbug or Murphy’s Law?

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2 Responses to “Wipe out”
  1. angel says:

    lmbo I love the his side her side.. typical male thing it is never as bad as it looked to us mom’s


  2. Brandi says:

    Tee Hee! That is so funny!


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