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She Said: “Crowd Noise”

January 24, 2010 by  

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CLICK HERE to see the HE SAID version of “Crowd Noise”

How I would like to shift HIS unbelievably, inapplicable blog post to the “SERIOUSLY” category (vs. “HE SAID / SHE SAID”).

C’mon…. SERIOUSLY?!?!?!? This is like a homework assignment, trying to read through the bore of HIS post!

Setting: Tonight

HE says, “take a look at my ‘HE SAID‘ post and let me know what you think.
SHE takes a look.

HER head spins. And she means spins. Not so much from the stomach virus she contracted from one of their kids (see “Note 2 Self“), which translates zilch focus to begin with, but…

HER head spins b/c:

  1. Why the hell would any chick care about anything HE just wrote? Let’s face it; our audience is primarily moms and chicks.
  2. Although SHE loves her uncles-in-law, why the hell would 99.9999999% of our audience give a flying crap about HIS subtle jokes and jabs to them? Meanwhile, SHE’LL bet $1K that neither Uncle Mike or Uncle Scott even read this damn blog!
  3. Women’s time is valuable. To actually waste time reading a boring blog about sports and Dave’s wet dreams of hugging and drinking with Bret Favre is self-defeating. I’d rather watch paint dry. HE needs to get HIS own damn sports blog, then!

If HE must get a high from sliding in a sports-related monologue, HE could have just summed it up on HE SAID by this:

Did you watch the Conference Championship games today? Did you hear Favre’s statement?

“Communication, if any, is minimal.  And so you, uh…dealing with that, people cannot imagine the stress that it puts you under.  Just constant noise – and it just wears on you.”

Even though Favre’s quote is about the crowd noise at the Superdome, and not at the Fotheringham house — had he ever visited our house, he would have had a few more “choice” words…


Of course HE and SHE argued about this at length (SHE’s all like: “Are you kidding me? This is TERRIBLE! It makes no sense? This didn’t really happen? WTF are you trying to say?”). HIS only comeback: “Do you think I liked commenting on —  or our readers really freakin’ wanna read about — Zits and Nose Snot?”

W-H-A-T-E-V-A-H, Dude.

PS – And HE says my posts are too lengthy. Look in the mirror.

PSS – Since we’re already not speaking from the 19 arguments we got into today (not including this one), I wonder how SHE SAID’s response will go over. Oyeeh Veh.

PSSS – Now ask me if I care. 😈

CLICK HERE to see the HE SAID version of “Crowd Noise”

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5 Responses to “She Said: “Crowd Noise””
  1. Melissa says:

    After a few words, I was trying to pay attention, but it was all like..blah blah blah blah blah. Okay – whatever. Kat, you rock.


  2. Uncle Mike says:

    1st of all, Kat, I’ll take that $1k in $20’s please…

    Secondly, give the guy a break – if he did football Sunday right, he had a ‘few’ cold Budweisers and tried to enjoy the games, even though he had a homework assignment of a blog hanging over his head. He should have been beside himself with grief (as I was) with the Jets loss, so he gets a pass here.

    (PS: Dave, next time you should think of getting the blog out of the way before you become incoherent…) ; )


  3. (Thanks for stopping by my blog 🙂 )

    This is too funny!!1 I love it.


  4. Tracey says:

    Hi there!
    Thanks so much for stopping by and for your comment this morning. Your blog is super fun! I love it! I am incredibly impressed that you get your husband to blog along with you. I’ve been trying the same with no luck! I will definitely be checking in regularly to see what’s up with you!

    🙂 Tracey


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