She Said: “Telling it Like it is”
So, when in Breck on Girls’ Weekend, I think I shocked my conservative and liberal friends alike when I revealed, unprompted, my secret desires while in a hot tub (males: remove-head-from-gutter). Then, when revealing these same secret desires to a close friend this weekend (and several cocktails in), I asked if she thought I should tell the Mister. She thought posting it on the Blog would be the PERFECT, and most daring, solution. Ironically — and wouldn’t you freakin’ know — one of the two below surfaced in a conversation (NOT started by me or friend), and HE had some choice words. I didn’t let on that these were my secret wishes… I think I would have had to hitchhike home from Bald Head Island if I did.
So (Mom and Dad, you may want to stop reading here), here goes. And, yes. I’m completely serious. Ultra Conservative, pearl-wearing, Christian little me. Do you think I’ll do both? Just one? This year? Next? Hmmm…
FIRST (1st) TOTALLY-UNLIKE-ME-BUT-WANNA-DO-ANYWAY
IMPORTANT Notes for #1:
- The below is used PURELY for illustration purposes; does not reflect what I want it to look like, but does give you a clue that I’m actually talking about. Yep, a tattoo sleeve.
- The scenes would include my children, some reference to their father , my faith, my parents, and especially scenes from the 10 countries I spent time in when I was 20-21. They changed my life. Forever.
Don’t worry, Mom (since I KNOW you didn’t follow directions), I could opt for the below, instead (the options are endless):
SECOND (2nd) TOTALLY-UNLIKE-ME-WANNA-DO-ANYWAY:
IMPORTANT Notes FOR #2:
CLICK HERE FOR THE GUYS’ Version of “Telling it Like it Is”…