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He Said: “The Old Ball & Chain”

February 16, 2010 by  

10 years ago today was both our first Date AND the first time I met Kat in person.  And they say that blind dates never work!  Here we are, 4 kids and 15 lbs later (my 20 gained and the 5 that she’s lost), wondering what in the world happened, and how did it happen so quickly?!?!  I think the excerpts below pretty well sum it up from my end.  Here goes…

– A guy barges into his house, slams open the front door and says, “Honey, pack your bags…I just hit the lotto!”  His wife jumps up, delightedly, and says “Wow…should I pack for the beach or the mountains?”  He responds “I don’t care where you go, just get the hell out!!”

Marriage is the process of finding out the kind of guy your wife would have preferred!

– Marriage is a playful form of combat where, in the end, you get to sleep with the enemy.

– I got a gun for my wife.  What a trade…

– Marriage is an investment that pays big dividends if you manage to keep up the interest.

– Marriage is a term commonly mistaken for mirage…

– A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: ‘Wife wanted’ . Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ‘You can have mine.’

And my favorite….
I haven’t talked to my wife in 18 months.  I didn’t want to interrupt her.

 

 

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3 Responses to “He Said: “The Old Ball & Chain””
  1. Laura says:

    That last one was priceless. So true! My poor fiance…

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  2. Melissa says:

    Funny!!!

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  3. Mesina says:

    LOL!! I like the marriage is a process of finding out the guy your wife would have preferred – We ladies are never happy! It’s best that we are left with things to complain about – cos we’ll just complain about having all our needs fulfilled anyway. xx

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