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He Said: “The Old Ball & Chain”

February 16, 2010 by Dave  

10 years ago today was both our first Date AND the first time I met Kat in person.  And they say that blind dates never work!  Here we are, 4 kids and 15 lbs later (my 20 gained and the 5 that she’s lost), wondering what in the world happened, and how did it happen so quickly?!?!  I think the excerpts below pretty well sum it up from my end.  Here goes…

- A guy barges into his house, slams open the front door and says, “Honey, pack your bags…I just hit the lotto!”  His wife jumps up, delightedly, and says “Wow…should I pack for the beach or the mountains?”  He responds “I don’t care where you go, just get the hell out!!”

- Marriage is the process of finding out the kind of guy your wife would have preferred!

- Marriage is a playful form of combat where, in the end, you get to sleep with the enemy.

- I got a gun for my wife.  What a trade…

- Marriage is an investment that pays big dividends if you manage to keep up the interest.

- Marriage is a term commonly mistaken for mirage…

- A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: ‘Wife wanted’ . Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ‘You can have mine.’

And my favorite….
I haven’t talked to my wife in 18 months.  I didn’t want to interrupt her.

 

 

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3 Responses to “He Said: “The Old Ball & Chain””
  1. Laura says:

    That last one was priceless. So true! My poor fiance…

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  2. Melissa says:

    Funny!!!

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  3. Mesina says:

    LOL!! I like the marriage is a process of finding out the guy your wife would have preferred – We ladies are never happy! It’s best that we are left with things to complain about – cos we’ll just complain about having all our needs fulfilled anyway. xx

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