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“What the Heck?” Wednesday

March 10, 2010 by Kat  

So a new chicka who I met and really connected with over at the Mommyologist, Mary, has a What the Heck Wednesday“. To support her awesomeness… and to get some s#it off my chest… I’ve decided to join in. It’s stuff from the past week that just doesn’t add up.  I’ve already posted a (not-so) Wordless Wednesday, so sorry to double up on yah on Hump Day.

  • This is the 5th time this week I’ve had to wipe a nasty as$ poop from my 5 1/2 year old’s crack in the middle of the day.
    • “But Mommy, it was just a bubble… I swear, I didn’t mean it!”
    • “Um, son… that’s called a BLAST, not a bubble. And if you do it again, I’m going to make you lick your underwear.” WHAT THE HECK?

  • Baby calls for me from the crib this morning… sayin, “Momma?? What’cha doing??” Not even two. Yes, being totally serious. WHAT THE HECK?

  • Daughter pretends to play “cafe” with me this afternoon.
    She asks (with pen/paper in hand, and apron on), “Yes, Miss… and what can I get for you?” I glimpse over at what’s already written on her order list, and it says (wish I were kidding) WHAT THE HECK?:

    • Red Wine
    • Guinness

  • I received my first giveaway/PR project for Today’s Cliche in the mail today! To say I’m pumped is an understatement. Why am I already stressing about it? WHAT THE HECK? This is supposed to be ‘fun’, Kat. Settle down!

  • A friend I love who’s 33 hasn’t been treated as she should, by a particular guy she’s dating — not terrible, but classic single bachelor crap. I go from nothing short of reading her the manuscript from “He’s Just Not That Into You“, to scratching my head last night. She basically writes him a Dear John email, and then within hours he takes her on a date to a restaurant he’s promised (but never followed thru on) for 6 weeks. WHAT THE HECK?

  • As you know from yesterday’s post, I’m trying to hit the pavement and run again. Woke to run at 5:30 am… Had clothes all nicely lined up. Minus the sneaks. Who in the world would worry or even think about laying sneakers out?? This a.m., I COULD NOT find flippin’ SNEAKERS. Not joking. Sweat off about 3 lbs. looking for them, only to scurry to garage, peel RIP open about 10 garbage bags labeled “Goodwill/Salvation Army”, only to pull out a pair that were older than dirt… with no arch support left, of course. Had a finite time frame in which to run and had no choice! Son-of-a-beaiitch. ONLY ME. WHAT THE HECK?

  • Almost 2 year old is so cute, but so annoying sometimes (but my tongue!! I know!). Anytime he sees a coffee mug, or wine glass, within a quarter of a mile (whether it’s mine or NOT!) he runs over to it, grabs it (from any height / counter / table / shelf) and RUNS TO ME with it… “Here, Mama… Here, Mama… Here, Mama” until I acknowledge him. The crash-to-success ratio of ceramic mug or crystal stemmed wine glass is 2 to 1. WHAT THE HECK?

  • This week and last has kicked my rear end. I typically make 3 from scratch meals a week… double them… and freeze one of the portions for a time when I’m in a bind. Umm… well, I just tapped about 8 of my frozen meals in 10 days. Sheeeiiiit. I’m in T-R-O-U-B-L-E. You know how long it’s gonna take me to stock that sh&t back up? WHAT THE HECK?

  • Peace, I’m out.
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4 Responses to ““What the Heck?” Wednesday”
  1. Oh me, oh my! I think your daughter had it write…get the mommy a glass of wine!!!

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  2. OMG you had me LAUGHING OUT LOUD with these!! You totally had me at the butt crack bit! And my son would SO write down wine on my shopping list. The other day he told me that one of the rules at the park was that I wasn’t allowed to drink wine. I’m still waiting for my mother of the year award.

    SO great meeting you and thanks so much for linking up today!

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  3. MandyP says:

    LOVE it! Your kids have you pegged for your drink order!!! It’s amazing how much they pay attention when we think they aren’ isn’t it??

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  4. MandyP says:

    Hey, woman…I left an award for you over at “my place”…

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