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Wordless Wednesday: Cheezeball Factor

March 10, 2010 by  

Classic me. For those who know me, I’m a cheeze-ball sometimes.  Enough from the peanut gallery. I can hear my “cool” college friends just totally tearing me to pieces on Facebook (once they see the below pictures of my car) about how GAY I am. You should have heard the trash talk when I was the first of the college crew to take the inevitable plunge and get a minivan (I was also the first to pump out kids). God-forbid, right? Well, I’ve graduated from the good ‘ole mini, but I periodically caught following a popular trend. And, to say I STILL constantly go over the top with things is an understatement.

My cheeziness factor oozes over all the time when it comes to my family, and how proud I am to have accomplished my (never-ending, arduous, tumultous, sometimes rewarding and and often emotionally exhausting) goal of having, and raising, four children.

Anywho, when we bought the beast last year, the yet-to-be-born/purchased cheezy sticker family was screaming my name to hang ’em on the tailgate. But, I didn’t want the generic stick figures, I wanted the ones that confessed our personalities.

Sadly, the salt and filth of the winter season has laid morbidity on this sticker family. They were all peeling off. Rest their souls. However, I decided that I couldn’t remove them without commemorating them on film:

The stickers on the bottom are:

  • Syracuse University (Go ‘Cuse!!)
  • Annapolis, MD (ANP) — may very well be on of the Top 5 most charming cities in the World; Annapolis is also where I lived on a cobblestone street for a few years… where Dave and I met… and where Dave took me to propose
  • The Leadership Magnet Elementary School that we are so retardedly proud to send our children

Dave has gotten CREMATED by the guys (and girls, actually) for me choosing this image of him.

“Why the hell couldn’t you have chosen one with me drinking a beer, with my hand down my pants, watching football, for crying outloud??” was his response. My comeback?

You’re CLEARLY illustrated on the Home Page of our blog…
what more do you want??

He continued with you are embarrassing… this is the most cheezeball thing you’ve ever done.”

No worries, honey. The Sticker Family is now RIP.

It was a very sad day in Pleasantville, the day I razored them off.

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18 Responses to “Wordless Wednesday: Cheezeball Factor”
  1. KellyBurton says:

    Not your run-of-the-mill sticker family. RIP, indeed 🙂


  2. Angel says:

    I have to agree I don’t think I have seen the sticker clan like that. I love them lol..


  3. Danielle says:

    I am laughing out loud right now! I so needed this! Hysterical!! Those stickers are too much…:) 🙂 Still laughing…


  4. I’ve always hated those stickers. Maybe I was jealous that I didn’t have them, I don’t know. I have to say though, the ones of you and your hubs are freaking hilarious!


  5. That is awesome. Your husband should be glad you didn’t put a sticker of him with a vacuum. At least he’s got a drink.

    And from your comment on my “Dude Lessons” post at http://www.irunwithscissors.ca, most definitely you can use the stuff there. Spread the knowledge… spread the knowledge. 🙂


  6. I wasn’t sure what you meant by cheezy, but you illustrated it pretty well 🙂 So that’s cheeze he’s holding on the end of the toothpick well no wonder…


  7. Emmy says:

    Yeah I think if I tried to stick something like that on my car it would “disappear” within a day


  8. Kevin says:

    Dave, you should be thankful you got a picture with hair!


  9. Erin says:

    As someone who maybe resembles your college friends – I laugh at minivans with sticker families. I’m happy for you that you have moved on from the stickers – now time to work on moving away from the mini van!!

    Glad you can laugh at yourself. I’m cheesy too, just in different ways 🙂

    Enjoy your SITS day!


  10. Andrea says:

    I’ve never seen a sticker family like that! Only the stick people. Very funny! Happy SITS day!


  11. Marie Cole says:

    I hate those stickers on the back of the car but I have to say if I was behind you on the road I would definitely laugh out loud at yours, hysterical!


  12. Thanks for the giggle!


  13. those stickers are so funny!! funny too – I was the first from my friends to get the minivan (also 1st to pump out the kids too!) and when I finally got the minivan all I heard from everyone was “just pls tell me you are not getting a sticker family for you van” – hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!


    Kat Reply:

    So… admit it, Jackie. DID you cave and get them?


  14. I love that you used the word “GAY” I laughed out loud reading that gem!


    Kat Reply:

    Are we even “Allowed” to use the word “Gay” these days?


  15. OMGosh I must have those. Where did you get them???? 🙂


  16. Love your site. What a unique idea!

    Hope your SITS Day was wonderful!


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