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“Not Me Mondays”: Inappropriate Church Clothes, Overindulgence, Missed Memes

May 24, 2010 by  

  • Unintentionally wore an inappropriately tight shirt, with the wrong bra, to church yesterday? Only realized based on some looks that did not include EYE CONTACT WITH ME?  Nope, didn’t happen to me… Not me…

  • Ate a whole bag of these last night (Note: NOT the Reduced Fat version – son of a beeitch), while watching the TiVo’ed Grey’s Season Finale (holy crud, you would have binged too if you saw it… and, if you didn’t see it yet, be sure to LOCK YOUR PANTRY!)? Not me…
  • Lose 1 1/2 lbs. in tears while the band played Amazing Grace during church yesterday – Not me.

  • I did NOT have my kids READY EARLY this morning — with hubs in Chicago for work — BEFORE it was time for school. I did NOT actually sit with them and read them books until it was time to go. Not me! I did not tell them over and over how much I loved them and wish I didn’t have to work so I could spend 24/7 with them. Not me!

  • I did NOT then FREAK out that my Pastor may have read my weekend post here (as we chatted back/forth, wall-to-wall, on Facebook on Sat). Why the freak out? Realized that I overindulging not one, but two, nights in a row. If I’m embarrassed that my pastor read that I drank too much this past weekend, it’s probably something to be ashamed of. Thoughts?

(On that note, as most know, Dave and I started — and then had to stop — the Purification Cleanse. I feel that I’m strong (and the circumference of the belly has expanded) enough to start it again. We will be commencing on Wednesday… woo hoo!)

Did NOT freak out that no one participated in my “FAVORful Fridays meme 2 weeks ago? Not me. (Meanwhile, I gave ZERO notice — which is why I’m reminding all fellow bloggy friends to start THINKING NOW and link up Friday!)

Did NOT forget to post my “Truth or Dare” Weekends meme (see weekend post of complete immaturity) on Saturday Morning. Sorry! Topic THIS weekend is going to be: “Would you do your significant other a ‘favor’ in an effort to be bought a gift? If so, how far would you go?” Again, ANON replies are WELCOME (and encouraged, so the story can be juicier!)

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6 Responses to ““Not Me Mondays”: Inappropriate Church Clothes, Overindulgence, Missed Memes”
  1. Sounds like an exciting week! And I once did something similar at church… only with a thong.

    Yes, the kind you’re thinking of.


  2. Hmmm…I fail to see what is wrong here. That bag of chips that you ate yesterday doesn’t mean that you are in need of a cleanse. Nope. You’re just normal. That’s all. 🙂

    Hope all is well in your world. Good luck this week!



  3. So one day at work I was in meetings all day and then when I went to the bathroom only to realize that the super-cute new top I was wearing (which featured a black cami and light over-top that tied at the waist) was actually a SEE-THROUGH black cami, and my DD cleavage (in its push-up bra) was pretty much right out there for everyone to see.


  4. Hysterical! I go nuts over chips as well but find that my passion is Sunchips. I swear those suckers are laced with crack…

    Cleanse away, babe! Let me know how it works out – I have an acai cleanse that has been sitting in our pantry now for three months…21 days without a glass of wine? Aye, aye, aye…

    The comment you left on my blog two weeks ago went to my spam folder for some reason. I’m so sorry I have not visited sooner!


  5. Tracie says:

    I watched that season finale and by the time it was over there was no snack food or sugar food left in my house. (and I was short a few fingernails too! gross, but true!)


  6. Karen Wynder says:

    A tighter shirt at church is better than a doily around your neck…
    If you go without cocktails for 21 days, I will work on refraining from m&m’s for 21 days. Want to team up on this one? *please be aware that I might not be able to go the full 21 days, but I know you can!!!


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