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She Said: Wanna “Slap Me with a Wet Noodle”?

June 18, 2010 by  

Wanna slap me with a wet noodle? I deserve it. I’ve been sooo self-centered. Shame, shame, shame on me.

For those friends locally – sorry I’ve been dodging your calls. I’ve been busy preparing for my Audition tape for my own talk show on Oprah Winfrey Network. Crazy, still can’t believe I’m doing it. Take a guess how many times I wrote… then re-wrote… then re-wrote the script. 23? No, c’mon… not that little many. Take another guess. It was NO easy feat — you try doing an audition tape for OPRAH. Anyway, it’s done. Now the editing portion comes into play – but can’t be done til next week. So – stay tuned for the blog posts when I beg-the-flippin-h-e-double-hockey-sticks out of you to ask nicely head on over and vote for me.

Sorry, also, for being a hermit. I was doing the good ‘ole Purification Cleanse — which is thankfully over, but I’m going to go out on a limb and say it was the best thing I’ve ever done IN. MY. LIFE. Yeah, yeah… the whole giving birth thing four times over was cool, too. But this — this Purification Cleanse changed so much in my life. Not just the way I eat.

I know that’s a flippin’ bold statement, but it’s true. The Cleanse transformed my life. Specifically, it’s launched hub’s life (in my opinion, of course) by leaps and bounds — which inevitably transformed mine. If one 1/2 of the couple is misaligned – the WHOLE couple — and family — is off-kilter. That 1/2 would be HUBS. Oh, he was majorly struggling before the Purification. Physically. Emotionally. Mentally. I can honestly say I thought he was going to have a nervous breakdown. Gosh, it felt good that it WAS NOT ME on the edge of completely losing it for the 1st time in our entire married life in a few months.

Thank you, Purification Cleanse. Thank you.

For those bloggy friends – sorry for not giving you enough bathroom material over the last few weeks. What’cha’gonna’do.

Oh, now I also am gonna give you all a(NOTHER!) chance to criticize, snoop on, and roll your eyes at me. Not only are we cleaning up shop from the INSIDE of our bodies, AND the INSIDE of our house as you’ve read here… but now we’re digging into the INSIDE of our hearts; specifically our greed for things we don’t really need.

We are 2 weeks into Financial Peace University with Dave Ramsey (it’s been incredible, so far) —

…And we will be cutting up all of our credit cards in the next few weeks (I’m F_R_E_A_K_I_N_G  OUT). We plan to change our spending habits for good. How in the world did I fall into the trap of I want it, and I want it now I  AM  G E T T I N G it!  How immature. How futile. How dangerous.

Stay tuned, I’ll let’cha know how it’s going. God help us (literally and figuratively).

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One Response to “She Said: Wanna “Slap Me with a Wet Noodle”?”
  1. Shell says:

    Good luck with all of it, my friend!


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