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Wordless Wednesdays: “Must Have Missed THAT in the Parenting Manual”

August 18, 2010 by  

Do You Think I Woke Him Up to Position Him Correctly? (And, what the hell is that thing around his neck?)

Yep, pretty illegal, according to most stores' policies. WELL what am I to do when schools close in North Carolina for days if the weather man even MISTAKENLY uses the phrase "1 % chance of a snow flurry"...You try entertaining 4 kids under 5 locked up in a house since your whole state closes down if it (even) rains out (!) Do you think I made the right choice and dismounted them from the cart, or flew around Best Buy knocking down corner displays with them laughing their butts off for an hour?

I left him in there for hours, not minutes. And ACTUALLY got. stuff. done.

Can't remember what I was doing then THIS happened. I'm sure it was more important than keeping him safe, though...

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11 Responses to “Wordless Wednesdays: “Must Have Missed THAT in the Parenting Manual””
  1. Salt says:

    I just had a flashback to getting my tongue pierced.

    Is that one of those neck pillow things? Only backwards?

    All of these are hysterical!


    Kat Reply:

    I’m dying b/c you’re the 2nd person who referenced the tongue piercing. So, lemme guess, you’re NOT a fan of the tongue piercing?

    Yes, exactly. Neck pillow. Backwards.

    Wait… u don’t live far from Philly… you going to Bloggy Boot?


  2. Tracie says:

    NEVER wake them up!! Seriously! That is my first parenting philosophy!

    They look like they are having so much fun at the Best Buy. Who wants to take the fun away from them? Not me!

    The tongue! OUCH! That looks pretty painful!


    Kat Reply:

    Trace – you’re the bomb (and yes, meant to leave the “i” out of Tracie… so it was “Trace”… like we’re childhood buds… which it feels like.

    And no, DEF. did not wake em. I think you “know me” by now 😉


  3. SuzRocks says:

    That is hilarious!! I personally like the pantry picture. I’d be entertained for hours also if you left me in a pantry.


    Kat Reply:

    I know, right? Except I’d have salt, peanut butter, flour, and Sour Patch Kids residue all over my face and not a binky (although I want a binky right now).


  4. OMG!!! His tongue looks like mine did when I took my tongue piercing out! Yes, I had a tongue piercing, I know…so gross.


    Kat Reply:

    YOU, YOU, YOU had a tongue piercing?!?!? OmG…. need deets!


  5. Lydia B says:

    Don’t you wish at the end of a hard day we as adults could just curl up with a blanket and a binky. Without our spouse’s putting us in the nut house for it.


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