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He Said: “Winner, Winner (?) Chicken Dinner”

September 20, 2010 by Dave  

Help, please.  My wife is in “sensory overload” mode with all of her new toys.  I’m not sure what else Pyrex can send us – they mentioned they’ll have to get “creative” due to us winning $500 in products, TWICE.  What does “getting create” mean when it comes to kitchenware?

Help, please.  I don’t know what we’re going to do with all of our old pots/pans/dishes/whisks/pizza cutters/measuring spoons/basters/brushes/things-I’ve-never-even-seen-befores.  At some point soon you’ll see a sign for a yard sale.  If you’re within a 100-mile radius of our house and have kitchen needs, you won’t want to miss our driveway.

Help, please.  If I hear one more damn packing bubble pop under our feet, I may go “Mel Gibson” on someone.  And it’s bad enough it’s not just the kids…I looked up and there’s my grown-up wife, walking over the packing paper, with this huge goofy grin on her face.  Kind of like the one to the left.

Help, please.  This will be one of the coolest 4 days a guy in my shoes can have, and I’m not sure how I’ll make it through the week:

  • A fully-paid trip to NY with my wife, ending with a chance to win some cash!
  • Immediately following the competition, I’m on a flight to Tampa to join the boys for a 2-day football weekend.
  • And, don’t feel bad for Kat – she’ll be spending the same amount of time with friends and family in NYC, catching up with a few people she hasn’t seen in a while.

I’m going at this competition with everything I have.  No one wants to lose.  Just remember these quotes if you feel otherwise:

  • “Second place is first loser” – Dale Earnhardt
  • “Without losers, where would the winners be?” – Casey Stengel
  • “Show me a good loser and I’ll show you an idiot” – Leo Durocher
  • “Show me a good loser and I’ll show you a loser” – Paul Newman

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2 Responses to “He Said: “Winner, Winner (?) Chicken Dinner””
  1. Emily says:

    Dave, I can’t stop lauging about the Mel Gibson comment and the pic of Bush!
    Good Luck to you and Kathy! I hope you win!!!!!

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  2. Tracie says:

    I love popping packing bubbles. Love it…I’m immediately transported to my childhood when I do that.

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