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She Said: “What’s Mine is Yours, and What’s Yours is — Err, Yours…”

October 27, 2010 by Kat  

Alright, so you caught me red handed.

To start, the only reason those items (underwear, shoes and — wait, what else did you think is yours???) are those you can call your own is because you have AWFUL taste, and not much sense of style — especially when it comes to the house. Have you not noticed that I always ask you your opinion between 2 choices (so you think you’re included in the decision making process), however 10 times outta 10 I ALWAYS go with the opposite?  If you like it, certainly it’s not the right choice.


As for your razor… you always said you loved my smell, and that you’d do anything to be close to me 24/7.  What better way than to shave your head with a razor that still has my hair follicles from down under freshly lodged in it? If you no longer want me to groom, just say the word, and I’ll gladly make it happen.

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6 Responses to “She Said: “What’s Mine is Yours, and What’s Yours is — Err, Yours…””
  1. Angel says:

    LMBO my hubby has he same complaint He says it tears his razor up when I have shaved down there .. I was like what it’s notlike it is a brillo pad geesh.. I keep it clean and shave 3x a week cause I hate stubbles ..I know it ain’t doing that kind of damage lol
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  2. Tracie says:

    Oh my gosh that is so funny.

    At my house it is the opposite. I hate it when my husband uses my razor…and he is too lazy to go buy his own because I already have one conveniently sitting there that he can use.
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  3. My hubs uses my razors all.the.time. he says they give a better shave. I say buy your won bag of lady gillettes darn it!
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  4. It’s not your fault mens’ razors work better. Or that you’re trying to give him a deeper bond with you.

    p.s.~ You’re adorable and I was thinking about Philly BBC the other day and missed you.
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    Kat Reply:

    Isn’t it true?!!? Seriously… mens’ razor are SIMPLY just BETTER. End of story (and I’m trying to have a deeper bond with him).

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  5. Keiwan says:

    I was seirolsuy at DefCon 5 until I saw this post.

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