Note 2 Self: I’m Going to Get Struck By Lightning”

I better check the Weather Channel and stay as FAR away from ANYTHING metal (or be sure to be covered in a rubber suit) for the next decade of thunderstorms. Don’t point fingers at me… you’re the one who’s gonna be fighting back the gigglin’ tears and silent shrugging shoulders as you scroll down. I [...]

She Said: Part 2 ~ “Luck is What Happens When Preparation Meets Opportunity.” – Seneca

So where was I…. Oh, so the Bodyguard says no way. Gosh, too much to write — and not in the mood. I decided to tell you in oral word, vs. written (feel like ALL I do for work is type!) about what happens next. (Eww… just watched the video… what’s up with the extra [...]

She Said: Part 1 ~ “Luck is What Happens When Preparation Meets Opportunity.” – Seneca

Not sure if I’m still a believer of the above anymore. Hemph. In a nutshell, it seems that Everything-that-could-possibly-go-wrong-totally-WENT WRONG (I had an OMEN over me last weekend for the Oprah Casting Call AS WELL as the VIDEO Audition). Seriously. So — here goes: Thursday: – Start to pack, until I: REALIZE at 8:30 pm [...]

Seriously?: “I Think I Broke My Leg”

Finally.  The video you all have been bugging me about — the one I have attempted (on MORE than one occasion!) to upload to Oprah Winfrey’s competition to have my “OWN” show. Here’s the Title of the proposed show: I will write more about it tomorrow, but to say “I’ve had my struggles” getting it [...]

She Said: “Wedding Crasher(s)”

I’d click the above 1st, so you know what the heck I’m talking ’bout… Okay, so what’s the big deal about what happened Saturday night? Not me… I did not actually agree to go Crash a Wedding with a totally random 64 year old woman, while wiping my pee, on Saturday night in the woman’s [...]

She Said: Wanna “Slap Me with a Wet Noodle”?

Wanna slap me with a wet noodle? I deserve it. I’ve been sooo self-centered. Shame, shame, shame on me. For those friends locally – sorry I’ve been dodging your calls. I’ve been busy preparing for my Audition tape for my own talk show on Oprah Winfrey Network. Crazy, still can’t believe I’m doing it. Take [...]

Seriously? – “Shoot(ing!) for the Stars”

She Said: Purification Day “21″: Mission Accomplished!

Okay, FIRST of all, of course hubs had to put me under the bus about my celebratory libation(s). Don’t let him fool you… He had 3 glasses (this size — seriously) of wine. NOT THIS: When I awoke this morning, the nice guy that he is… he asked if I was hungover. I told him [...]

Parenting: “Don’t Pee on my Leg and Tell Me it’s Raining”

(It’s called: Why grand dads shouldn’t babysit):

Parenting: “Can’t Train an Old Dog to do New Tricks”

This is a 1/2 doggy parenting post, 1/2 human parenting post. I’ll try to keep it quick and with only the facts. We trained our Chow-Chow (is she not gorgeous??) to not go upstairs in our house. Never. Ever. How great is that? Initially we did it because a few of my family members have [...]

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