Not Me! Mondays: I seriously wrote THAT?

Not Me! I really wish I were kidding that these words actually flowed from my fingertips thumbs today in a text. I totally did not do this today (I’m the converser in GREEN): ORALLY WOUlD HAVE PAID HIM??? (and, I meant to type “damn spell CHECK thingy” not “damn spell Chelsea thingy”)? WTF? And, yes… [...]

“Not Me Mondays”: Inappropriate Church Clothes, Overindulgence, Missed Memes

Unintentionally wore an inappropriately tight shirt, with the wrong bra, to church yesterday? Only realized based on some looks that did not include EYE CONTACT WITH ME?  Nope, didn’t happen to me… Not me… Ate a whole bag of these last night (Note: NOT the Reduced Fat version – son of a beeitch), while watching [...]

“Not ME” Mondays: Never with the 1st or 3rd, Benefitting at Others’ Expense

I did NOT put my 4th child (just turned 2 yrs) down for a nap yesterday at 2 pm… and by the time 6 pm rolled around I did NOT pray that he didn’t wake for ANOTHER 13 hours. Nope, not me. [Guess what time he woke up? 7:30 am. Today. Yes, you read that [...]

Not Me! Mondays – Swiping, Car Trips, and Detox

I did NOT purposely swipe my sister’s People Magazine from her house, and pretend it accidentally made it in my bag (those puppies are like $4 each!). Not Me! (Meanwhile, she basically chased me out of the house and made me check my bags in front of her… only to reveal the goods). Ooops. I [...]

“Not Me!” Mondays; Bojangles Hangover and Pretending Kids Aren’t Mine

I did not pretend my children were not mine in the aisles of Target yesterday. Not Me! I did not snicker when hubby watched the total AT the cash register topple out at $418.34 at Target. And, he saw that I didn’t sneak ANY clothes, make-up, toys for the kids, or electronics in there. ALL [...]

Kids Say (write!) the Darndest Things

In some ways I feel like a stellar parent: Daughter writes poetry; she’s only 1st grade Daughter writes poetry on whatever surface she can find In some ways I feel like a ridiculously immature parent; one whose daughter knows where her mom’s favorite wine store is….  (ironically, I’ve written about this wine store not once, [...]

Not Me! Monday

Not Me!Monday was born out a MckMama’s desire to admit some of her imperfections and reveal a few moments she’d rather forget. I found it therapeutic to join in on Mondays. Here I Go: I did not, as of last week, officially fail MISERABLY at every New Years Resolution I made. I did not just [...]

Not Me! Mondays

Not Me!Monday was born out a MckMama’s desire to admit some of her imperfections and reveal a few moments she’d rather forget. I found it therapeutic to join in. Here I Go: I did not look like this yesterday while hubby was (probably) playing the Wii with one of the boys, I was nursing a [...]