She Said: “Patience is a Virtue” (I never got that Memo…)
July 14, 2010 by Kat
A few months ago I prided myself on innately knowing the prime opportunity to harvest the “perfect” zit. If you weren’t a reader back in January, click here to see what the hell I’m talking about. Welp, I failed miserably today. Bragging rights have been removed from my back pocket. I just couldn’t wait. Like [...]
She Said: Part 2 ~ “Luck is What Happens When Preparation Meets Opportunity.” – Seneca
July 1, 2010 by Kat
So where was I…. Oh, so the Bodyguard says no way. Gosh, too much to write — and not in the mood. I decided to tell you in oral word, vs. written (feel like ALL I do for work is type!) about what happens next. (Eww… just watched the video… what’s up with the extra [...]
She Said: Part 1 ~ “Luck is What Happens When Preparation Meets Opportunity.” – Seneca
July 1, 2010 by Kat
Not sure if I’m still a believer of the above anymore. Hemph. In a nutshell, it seems that Everything-that-could-possibly-go-wrong-totally-WENT WRONG (I had an OMEN over me last weekend for the Oprah Casting Call AS WELL as the VIDEO Audition). Seriously. So — here goes: Thursday: – Start to pack, until I: REALIZE at 8:30 pm [...]
She Said: “Wedding Crasher(s)”
June 22, 2010 by Kat
I’d click the above 1st, so you know what the heck I’m talking ’bout… Okay, so what’s the big deal about what happened Saturday night? Not me… I did not actually agree to go Crash a Wedding with a totally random 64 year old woman, while wiping my pee, on Saturday night in the woman’s [...]
She Said: Wanna “Slap Me with a Wet Noodle”?
Wanna slap me with a wet noodle? I deserve it. I’ve been sooo self-centered. Shame, shame, shame on me. For those friends locally – sorry I’ve been dodging your calls. I’ve been busy preparing for my Audition tape for my own talk show on Oprah Winfrey Network. Crazy, still can’t believe I’m doing it. Take [...]
She Said: Purification Day “21″: Mission Accomplished!
June 14, 2010 by Kat
Okay, FIRST of all, of course hubs had to put me under the bus about my celebratory libation(s). Don’t let him fool you… He had 3 glasses (this size — seriously) of wine. NOT THIS: When I awoke this morning, the nice guy that he is… he asked if I was hungover. I told him [...]
She Said: “Camera Shy?”
June 5, 2010 by Kat
I can’t believe I’m even 1/100000th CONSIDERING this. What has gotten into me? I was shocked at hub’s reaction. Does he have ANY idea how this will effect him? And, to think that over the last week he’s been my biggest cheerleader? Here’s the story: last week a best friend from college left me not [...]
She Said: Purification Days 7 & 8: “Woman Overboard!!”
June 3, 2010 by Kat
First of all, is that a pic of a MAN, or a WOMAN, on that scale? Secondly, I just LOVED, LOVED, LOVED this. After going over like 2 things I need hubs to pick up at store on way home from work tonight, he says: “And, just so you know, I AM G>E>T>T>I>N>G R>E>A>L [...]
She Said: “Life is Messy” (& so is my flippin’ pantry!)
May 31, 2010 by Kat
Is it possible for a 35 year old to be on the verge of a nervous breakdown? From being on a detox, to my mom recently dying, to it being Memorial Day Weekend and I can’t enjoy a libation due to the detox, to MY HOUSE BEING A FREAKING DISASTER — I feel like I’m [...]
She Said: “If My Life Were a Book”
May 13, 2010 by Kat
It’s Thursday – which means it’s time for another stimulating set of prompts from Mama Kat and her Writer’s Workshop. I had the pleasure of meeting Mama Kat at Bloggy Boot Camp 2 months ago. Mama Kat is as fab as a fellow Kat can get. I chose prompt #5: Wow, this very well may [...]
